Yo, Teary Eyed Jimmy Kimmell: Why Don’t You Lead By Example And Give Up Your Guns And Armed Guards

It’s put up or shut up time, Jimmy. Are you willing to put your money where your mouth is?

Your screed against guns forgets one important thing.

The armed guards folks like you employ aren’t actually a police service. They’re private citizens providing 24-hour police-style protection to people who can afford it.

Of course you don’t care about whether you can carry. You’ve delegated self-defense to ‘the help’. Like someone might with a personal chef.

But why should people with money (like you) get special protection from Non-Police Security Forces whose right to carry firearms draws from the same Second Amendment you seem to have such a big problem with?

He has called everyone who doesn’t buy into his gun-grabber ideology a ‘so-called’ Christian with a ‘mental disorder’, we’ll let Doug Giles bring up what the Christian response really SHOULD look like:

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Tell you what, Jimmy.

Maybe we’ll start to believe you actually MEAN those crocodile tears when you back them up with action.

Fire your security detail. After all, anyone who thinks he actually needs guns to protect him obviously has a screw loose, isn’t that right?

While you’re at it, move to a home that isn’t in a gated community, does not have a security perimeter and — since you love mock that Border Wall — move to a house on a regular street without a fence.

If you REALLY want to prove you aren’t full of crap, make sure the house you move to isn’t in a (‘gentrified’… is that the word they like to use?) neighborhood composed almost entirely of rich white people.

Live among the people your bleeding heart supposedly breaks for. You could probably get some digs in East LA.

He’s not going to do any of those things.

Becuase gazillionaire’s criticisms of gun safety are easily made. When you can afford to pay OTHER citizens to use THEIR Second Amendment rights to protect, why would you care about arming yourself?

They’ve also got other luxuries, like gardeners and personal chefs. No wonder they can’t relate to ‘deplorables’ in ‘flyover country’.

Unless and until you forfeit all your special protections, and have to see to your own safety like the rest of us … Kimmel can have himself a great big steaming cup of STFU.

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The men and women in law enforcement that serve and protect us are commendable, but the response time means that they don’t get there when the bullets are flying.

Are you willing to wait 20 minutes for the police to show up?

It’s an issue that needs to be discussed within our churches and addressed by our church leaders.

We need some righteous badassery in the church to protect ourselves, our loved ones, and our brothers and sisters in Christ from the preventable evil in this world.

We need to Obey Jesus.

Including what he said in Luke 22:36.

He [Jesus] said to them, “But now let the one who has a moneybag take it, and likewise a knapsack. And let the one who has no sword sell his cloak and buy one.

– The Holy Bible, English Standard Version

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