What’s Wrong With This Picture? Compare Obama’s ‘Presidential Portrait’ To All The Others

What was that old Sesame Street song? “One of these things is not like the others?”

Obama was always so very ‘Presidential’ wasn’t he? Does his bizarre portrait really surprise anyone?

He broke with every other tradition — rule of law, division of powers, weaponizing branches of government against citizens, funding Hezbollah — why wouldn’t he rail against traditional portraits?

If you look at the official portraits, most of them look much the same. Some are sitting, some standing — and JFK, because it was commissioned after his death, was looking down.

The backdrops differ somewhat, but not significantly. Some had hands folded, others positioned neatly. They all more or less fit together.

Well, they did until now.

With the latest addition, Obama’s portrait practically leaps off the page:

No, that isn’t a compliment.

Obama is sitting arms crossed in a chair positioned awkwardly in front of — what, poison ivy?

Doug Giles — himself a Fine Art major and Art History minor — had some things to say about the ridiculous portrait Obama chose to be remembered by.

Well, at least nobody’s decapitated in that portrait. Becuase the artist is known for beheading people in his paintings. And he’s known for including something even creepier than that, too.

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Either Liberals just don’t get it, or they are sick in the head. Probably both. Think about it: They want to have all of the blessings that come with living in a capitalist society such as modern medicine and technology. But they believe in socialism, which stifles innovation and progress.

They want to be protected by the police and the military, but they attack and criticize the men and women who protect us. They call conservatives “racists,” but it’s their own identity politics that have created race problems in the first place. After all, Democrats were the party of slavery!

They attack hunters, but have no problem wearing leather shoes or owning cars with leather upholstery! And of course, they believe guns kill people. Not the people that pull the trigger.

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