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WEED Vs. TREE: Report Says Pot Farmers & Tree Humpers CAN’T Get Along!

Hey Spicoli! Your habit is murdering Bambi!

That’s right, the so-called earth-loving potheads are a bigger threat to the environment than some guy who still drives his Hummer.

Sound crazy? It’s not.

Between the pesticides killing the wildlife (that’s right… your pot habit is literally ‘murdering’ bunny rabbits) and trashing the environment.

Researchers from Ithaca College say that the growing number of small pot farms being planted in remote forest areas are having a major impact on the local environment. The New York team points to forest fragmentation, soil erosion, and landslides as the main side-effects of inserting pot farms into the forest.
Source — CBS

Pot has greater impact on the forest than logging.

LOGGING!

“Cannabis causes far greater changes in key metrics on a per-unit-area basis,” researcher Van Butsic said.

The report found that planting cannabis farms resulted in 1.5 times more forest loss and 2.5 times more fragmentation of the landscape and wildlife habitats than harvesting trees for timber did over the same amount of space.
Source — CBS

So… when will environmentalists start protesting Pot Dispensaries and calling out potheads as ‘murdering mother earth’ at protests?

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