Do you have a cranky hipster? Maybe that hat is on too tight. Maybe she needs a nap. Perhaps he needs his bottle.
A restaurant in Paris is serving ‘low end table wine’ in baby bottles and people are loving it.
I swear that I’m not making that up.
The Refuge des Fondus bar in Paris is serving the wine in baby bottles to avoid a French tax on alcohol.
This Restaurant Serves You Wine In Baby Bottles 🍼 🍇
Posted by Bring Me on Thursday, March 15, 2018
And people pay for this privilege?
Bro, you couldn’t pay me enough to drink cheap wine from a baby bottle.
The creepy part is… this disease is spreading.
Le Zéro de Conduite, also in Paris, is serving their cocktails in a baby bottle that ‘you get to keep and refill at a reduced price!’ raved one reviewer. What’s more, this bar’s menu has a cartoon character that coincides with each drink and you have to draw the character and have the bartender guess which drinks you are attempting to order.
Not everyone loves this baby bottle trend. (Thank goodness!)
One Instagrammer posted this:
Worst thing I saw in Paris. A little restaurant full of people drinking actual drinks from baby bottles. Stood outside for about five minutes just to make sure it wasn’t some prank or filming for a French version of Nathan Barley. It wasn’t. Stuff of nightmares this. Imagine meeting your mates and getting there late and not knowing what the restaurant was all about and seeing all your adult friends drinking like babies and just carrying on like it was completely normal.
This is what happens if a grown-ass man subsists on a diet of kale, unicorn toast, and Pumpkin Spice soy lattés.
This is how they drink to forget — from a baby bottle.
Let’s just pray that this food trend stays in France!
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