This. Is. Perfect.
Doug Giles here. I’m the author of the best-selling book, The Effeminization Of The American Male and I have an important message for you, The male Millennial dipstick. If you wanna move from Wussville into Mantown quit plucking your eyebrows and listen up.
In order to become a man instead of a millennial male child, you must do the following …
You MUST Hang Around Bad-Asses.
Question: how many truly bad-ass friends do you have?
I’m talking about people that are very accomplished in life?
Well… there you go. That’s why your life sucks and that’s a big reason why you’re a wussy.
Here’s a simple little lesson you should jot down… are you ready? Do you have your sassy little journal out?
Because I’m about to delve out some life-coaching gold.
Are you ready?
Okay, numbnuts… here we go… you’re a wussy because you hang out with wussies and it’s just that simple.
Like begets like. Fire begets fire. And wussies beget wussies. Get it? Got it? Good.
Oh… and it gets worse.
Here’s another FYI:
Jot this down in your journal as well.
Accomplished people, bad-asses, will not want to hang around you, unless you’ve thoroughly repented from being magna cum mamma’s boy and have proven you’ve been consistent on this radical new path for at least… oh… the last five years.
In summation, However difficult it will be for you to both leave the flock of the feckless and make new relationships with solid people who’ll probably stiff arm you unless you pay them money, the first “must” you must do to decidedly move the heck away from Wussville to Mantown is to get around bad-asses.
And here’s the main reason WHY … their indomitable spirit will jump off on you.
ClashDaily.com’s, Editor-In-Chief, Doug Giles addresses our nation’s abysmal wussification in his NEW book …
The Effeminization Of The American Male
by Doug Giles
Doug Giles, best-selling author of Raising Righteous And Rowdy Girls and Editor-In-Chief of the mega-blog, ClashDaily.com, has just penned a book he guarantees will kick hipster males into the rarefied air of masculinity.
That is, if the man-child will put down his frappuccino; shut the hell up and listen and obey everything he instructs them to do in his timely and tornadic tome.
In The Effeminization Of The American Male, Giles takes ‘Crispin’ from the unaccomplished, prissy and dank corridors of ‘Wussville’ up the steep, treacherous and unforgiving trail that leads to ‘Mantown.’
“Secretly, everybody’s getting tired of political correctness, kissing up. That’s the kiss-ass generation we’re in right now. We’re really in a p*ssy generation.” – Clint Eastwood
This is definitely one of the most politically incorrect books to ever hit the market.
It will most certainly offend the entitled whiners, but it will also be a breath of fresh air to young males who wish to be men versus hipster dandies.