Move over Lava Lamp! This lamp was supposed to play to the fears of snowflakes… but Trump FANS love it for a totally different reason.
To the Left, Trump is a scary, ominous figure…
Symbolized in this lamp as a Thunderstorm.
At any moment Trump could send out a Tweet that might rock the world. Or even (gasp!) launch World War Three. Well, to hear THEM tell it, anyway.
Not that they’re ever given to exaggeration at all, right? Their panties always seem to be in a twist. (The women, too.)
The lamp actively monitors his Twitter account, and when he sends out a tweet, the soft glow of the light changes to a thunderstorm.
As the product description says:
The choice of setting the Political Lamp to follow the tweets of Donald Trump is explained by the fact that he perfectly embodies a dangerous era. A world where the words of one man, released without reflection and with spontaneity on a global social network, can endanger the fate of millions by spreading the ghost of nuclear war on the planet.
See? No hyperbole there. None at all.
You could also have it monitor accounts of right-wing parties in France.
Meanwhile, on the Right…
It’s a cool way of having an early notification of when the Left is about to lose their collective minds! You can have, in real time, a visual cue in your room that the President has Tweeted.
So when he’s trolling the Left REALLY hard, you have a chance to laugh at their outraged responses in real time.
It’s funny. The Left — by describing him as a Thunderstorm — are calling him a force of nature.
That’s not the insult they might think it is.
Let the Leftist tears fall where they may.
This is kind of awesome. It’s even funnier that they would hate that we think so.
Does your grandpa go off on paltry politicians, whether they be Democrats or Republicans? Does he get misty eyed when he talks about God and Country and America’s future? And have you ever heard him scream, ‘Awww … Hell no!’ when Rosie O’Donnell starts yapping on television? If you answered yes to one, or all of the above, then your gramps will love Doug Giles’ latest book, My Grandpa’s A Patriotic Badass.
Don’t be fooled by the title — this ain’t just for Grandpa.
The Snowflake Generation — and the rest of America — needs a good ol’ dose of ‘Grandpa wisdom’.
Especially if that Grandpa is Doug Giles.
You’ll love My Grandpa’s A Patriotic Badass just as much as Grandpa will.