Ummm… Is this for real?
If it isn’t, then this is the BEST trolling EVER.
One of the women accusing President Trump of sexual misconduct complained that he saw her backstage at a pageant while she ‘sat naked under a robe’.
If that’s how it works, then I’m naked under my clothes right now.
And so are you.
Samantha Holvey, a 2006 Miss USA contestant, has accused President Trump of seeing her ‘naked’ backstage.
One problem with her claim, her nudity was covered by a robe.
— Mike (@Fuctupmind) December 11, 2017
The comment thread on that Tweet is spectacular.
Here’s a quick sample:
Why was she in a beauty contest if she was uncomfortable being assessed for her physical attributes?
— susan mathewson (@masuruha2) December 12, 2017
she's upset that trump saw her in a bathrobe you say? worried someone may see her as just a piece of meat? pic.twitter.com/usCeeIlkmF
— Christopher Hayes (@chrisseanhayes) December 12, 2017
@AceofSpadesHQ should see if she can press charges against the robe she was wearing for fondling her also 🤔
— MobeDick (@WhiteSpir1t) December 12, 2017
I was naked under my pajamas and slippers and blanket and my dog.
— KirLovesTrump (@KirstenEaton3) December 12, 2017
Her body language is strange! It’s like she’s speaking to us while she’s naked under her clothes! Odd!
— Dean (@DeanDesign101) December 11, 2017
Freddie Mercury walking naked onto the stage. pic.twitter.com/XlXqj04Lnp
— Richard (@DickyTrickle) December 12, 2017
— John Smith (@jes8089) December 12, 2017
Here are Holvey’s full comments:
Samantha Holvey, who accuses @POTUS of sexual misconduct, says her dreams of competing in the Miss USA pageant "never included a man coming into the backstage hair and makeup area while I sat naked under a robe, as he walked around looking at us like we were his property.” pic.twitter.com/zEVeOt2Wqi
— CBS News (@CBSNews) December 11, 2017
She didn’t imagine being lined up and being looked at like she was a ‘piece of meat’.
Riddle me this, Ms. Holvey, what the hell did you think the Miss USA pageant was?
Lemme ask this in a format that you might understand. (You can even put on eveningwear to answer if you’d like.)
What, in your words, do you think is the purpose and nature of the ‘swimsuit’ portion?
I also have a follow-up question:
Aren’t you covered up more by a robe than by the ‘swimsuit’ that you were also naked under?
I might add that you were naked under that swimsuit on national television…
So, really, how can we take your claims of sexual harassment seriously if it is simply that Donald Trump might have ogled you while you were wearing more than what you wore during the swimsuit competition?
You know that the Media (D) will still trot out all of the women because all of them deserve to be believed — unless they accuse an ‘icon’ like John Conyers.
Here’s Nancy Pelosi advocating for due process:
Do you think Nancy and the Media (D) will say the same for President Trump and his accusers?
I’m thinking the answer is a big, fat ‘No’.
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