Oh, Please God, NO.
Somebody stop the madness.
There’s a new fashion trend setting out to dupe effeminate men out of their money and self-respect. Supposing they had any of the latter.
Really, it’s the obvious next step in a generation where #adulting is a hashtag, and colleges have coloring books and safe spaces.
Why WOULDN’T grown-ass men be given a chance to wear baby clothes? You know… the ones you put on a toddler who’s still too dumb to realize that pulling on his clothes will remove them and leave him feeling cold?
Here’s your ONESIE!
Nope. Not even kidding.
And our review of it…
We even suggest a way to improve on it:
Our best guess is there are some crazy Feminist designers out there daring each other to make something SO outrageously emasculating that nobody would DARE wear it … and then call it fashion-forward.
Sort of an Emporer’s New Clothes gag. And every time they lower the bar, men surprise them by embracing it.
If you’re one of them — or know someone who is — stop the cycle. Grab this book. Think of it as a lifeboat that can carry you back to an island of sanity.
Seriously. You owe it to yourself, or the one you love.
ClashDaily.com’s, Editor-In-Chief, Doug Giles addresses our nation’s abysmal wussification in his NEW book …
The Effeminization Of The American Male
by Doug Giles
Doug Giles, best-selling author of Raising Righteous And Rowdy Girls and Editor-In-Chief of the mega-blog, ClashDaily.com, has just penned a book he guarantees will kick hipster males into the rarefied air of masculinity.
That is, if the man-child will put down his frappuccino; shut the hell up and listen and obey everything he instructs them to do in his timely and tornadic tome.
In The Effeminization Of The American Male, Giles takes ‘Crispin’ from the unaccomplished, prissy and dank corridors of ‘Wussville’ up the steep, treacherous and unforgiving trail that leads to ‘Mantown.’
“Secretly, everybody’s getting tired of political correctness, kissing up. That’s the kiss-ass generation we’re in right now. We’re really in a p*ssy generation.” – Clint Eastwood
This is definitely one of the most politically incorrect books to ever hit the market.
It will most certainly offend the entitled whiners, but it will also be a breath of fresh air to young males who wish to be men versus hipster dandies.