What kind of a gutless punk pulls a stunt like this?
He offered an 89-year-old widow a brownie.
But it wasn’t a nice gesture.
It was laced with a tranquilizer so that he could rob her.
The thug stole cash from her purse, and a TV, leaving her unconscious on her couch.
When the victim woke she said she still felt drowsy.
The victim said she attempted to get to a phone to call for help, but she was still feeling drowsy, and fell hitting her head and face on some brick steps.
The victim’s friend’s son arrived at the home and helped her to get medical attention.
The victim was transported to the hospital and treated for a cut to her head and bruises to her arm and face. A toxicology report indicates that a drug, identified as Benzodiazepine, was in the victim’s system.
Her doctor told authorities that this was not one of the drugs prescribed to her.
Investigators said they believed the suspect put the drug in the brownies that was given to the victim so that he could take advantage of her by stealing her personal items.
It wasn’t exactly an Oceans 11 plot. The guy was arrested.
Investigators arrested 19-year-old Christian Jellico on Tuesday. He was charged with abuse of a vulnerable adult and petty larceny, and given a $102,125 bond.
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We’ve all wondered for a long time, but it looks like medical science has finally determined the problem.
It’s spreading like a plague. For some reason, Liberals are losing their ever-loving minds.
Trump Derangement — and Romney Derangement before that — and Bush Derangement before that are only the tip of the iceberg.
What is driving them so berzerk?
Looks like we’ve found an answer:
A liberal walks into the hospital and asks for an X-ray of its skull. Doctors confirmed what we already feared. Here’s the sad diagnosis…
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