Rob Schneider has posted a tweet that will remind you why you love Rob Schneider so much.
Humor doesn’t have to be ‘safe’ and ‘PC’ to be funny.
In fact, it’s better if it isn’t!
Just ask Jerry Seinfeld who no longer does gigs on campus, where nobody can take a joke because everyone there has a stick up their butt.
For the snowflakes, we will explain: ‘stick up their butt’ is a euphemism. It means you have an underdeveloped sense of humor, and you need jokes explained to you because you’re all so busy being offended.
Where were we? Oh, right. Rob Schneider being sarcastic.
It’s a good news/ bad news story about Saudi Arabia.
Good News! Women can finally drive!
Thank YOU, Saudi Arabia for finally letting Women Drive! Now gay woman in Saudi Arabia can drive to their own stoning!
— Rob Schneider (@RobSchneider) September 27, 2017
And the awesome responses rolled in:
It's even more progressive than that: it's not just gay women who can drive to their own stoning, it's all women. #Inclusive
— Anne Marie Waters (@AMDWaters) September 27, 2017
— American Guy 🇺🇸 (@YankReb69) September 27, 2017
Of course, some were ‘culturally insensitive’ — and those were the most hilarious ones:
SAUDI CAR!!!! pic.twitter.com/dIeIgdS7Y2
— Casey Warpath Janis (@cinders1313) September 27, 2017
— Rosa Parks (@Vladimir_Putrid) September 27, 2017
No, no, no!
That's Taliban Blue. I ordered it in Oppressive Black.
— FemMilVet (@femmilvet) September 28, 2017
Nah, the required male relative chaperone doesn't have to wear the cover.
— Something'sGottaGive (@sggmom1) September 28, 2017
And if the P*ssy Hat wearing Feminists find this mockery of Saudi Arabia’s ‘advancement of women’s rights’ offensive, well, here’s another truth bomb for you:
People getting excited about women driving in Saudi Arabia here is a list of things women there still can't do pic.twitter.com/d0tbl7N7tZ
— Atul Khatri (@one_by_two) September 28, 2017
Yo, feminists: are you going to march there, too?
Or are you just opposed to the fictional ‘gender pay gap’ that oppresses women here in the United States?
This sounds like a job for a Sharia-compliant feminist.
Hey, Linda Sarsour, how do you make THAT work, exactly? Aren’t they mutually exclusive?
Not just the throwing LGBT (etcetera) off of rooftops, either. The other stuff, too?
What does that even LOOK like?
The husband still gets to beat his wives (‘lightly’)… but feminist wives can hit him back?
Women still can’t testify against their rapists, and get stoned for infidelity if they try… but they can..? Nope. I still don’t see how that fits with the ‘Progressive’ ideology.
Women can’t even have a MEDICAL procedure without a guy’s say-so.
Although, you could argue they take abortion (sorry — ‘woman’s right to choose’) even more seriously than American Feminists do.
Well… the ones who raise their kids to be jihadis do, anyway. Willingness to sacrifice the life of a child for a personal cause? That’s SO Progressive!