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Raquel Welch Rocks ‘Old Age’ With Zero Plastic Surgery – Here’s Her Secret

Here’s some good news in a culture that idolizes youthful beauty.

Our obsession with youth and beauty is over the top.

It isn’t just the ladies that get taken in by ‘body image’. Even MEN are using botox now.

Cosmetic surgery is a billion-dollar industry.

But you don’t NEED to go under the knife to age gracefully.

Raquel Welch, for instance, hasn’t EVER gone under the knife. But look at her! She looks better than many who have! And she’s in her 50’s nope. 60’s. 70’s!

As a matter of fact, she’s almost in her 80’s.

She turned 77 on September 5, 2017.

(Amazing, isn’t it?)

Her face is astonishingly smooth – so what is Raquel’s secret?
No, apparently not a facelift or Botox — but udder cream.
Raquel has said she is a fan of Bag Balm, an ointment used by famers to ‘soothe bruised, sore or injured teats’ of cattle.
‘Bag Balm is kind of a silly thing,’ she’s admitted. ‘It’s used when they milk cows on their udders. It is something you can put on overnight and when you wake up you don’t have a dry, cracking mouth. Believe me there are a lot of mummies walking around with Bag Balm.’ —DailyMail

She’s being smart about it, too.

Considering how horribly wrong plastic surgery CAN go, (just to pick some random examples)…

and…

and this one…

The list would be incomplete without the ‘King’ of surgeries gone wrong:

Udder cream, huh?

Is it too late to tell Mickey Rourke?

ClashDaily.com’s, Editor-In-Chief, Doug Giles how-to book:

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In ‘Raising Righteous and Rowdy Girls’, Doug Giles reinforces the notion that little women don’t need to be pampered by their fathers to turn out right. And having met his beautiful daughters, I know his philosophy works. As a strong-willed woman who thinks her daddy is the greatest guy in the world, I can tell you this is a must-read for every man who hopes to earn the same title. —-S.E. Cupp Best Selling Author & Fox News Analyst

This shirt is sure to liven up the party. It doesn’t have just ONE controversial statement, but TWO. With Jesus in the mix, it could nearly start a riot.

Which, if you’ve read the book, was pretty much what would happen when Jesus swept into town, anyway. But which part of the shirt will get people more heated?

Jesus kicking ass? Some people actually have a problem with that?

Set aside the fact that he’s returning as a conquering king:

Now out of His mouth goes a sharp sword, that with it He should strike the nations. And He Himself will rule them with a rod of iron.

Even in his time here, he was hardly the hippie-dippie gentle Jesus that pacifists would paint him as. He told his followers to ‘buy a sword’.

He swaggered into the temple like he owned the place. Because He does.

He saw the contempt the merchants and swindlers had for the real significance of the house — and he started braiding a whip.

A WHIP! Then he started, literally, cleaning house.

And before the Fundamentalists get too pleased with themselves… do you know what his very FIRST miracle was?

Turning water into wine.

No, dear. Not ‘grape juice’. Are you kidding? What self-respecting wedding host would have fallen for Welches?. The steward of the feast called it ‘the good stuff’. As in the quality vintage.

Why? Because a wedding is to be celebrated, with wine.

Just how much did Jesus ‘approve’ or ‘disapprove’ of wine?

Let’s flip the question back on the teetotalers: do the words ‘drink this in remembrance of me’ ring any bells?

Now that we’ve answered THAT question… Cheers!

You can stir the pot in both women’s:

And men’s styles:

Share if you agree that her natural beauty is better than these other hatchet jobs ANY day!

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