The Pilgrims Were Righteous BEER Drinking Bros – Be Like A Pilgrim!

As we all sit at the table tomorrow on Thanksgiving Day, please take a few moments to reflect upon how important the Hand of God was in shaping America and our success as a Republic.

Several years ago, while reading the book The Light and the Glory by Peter Marshall and David Manuel, there was the story of two American Indians named Samoset and Squanto. Samoset walked into the Pilgrim’s Settlement at Plymouth Rock dressed only in a loincloth, and with his booming voice said, “Welcome” followed by, “Have you got any beer?”

Although out of beer, they instead offered him some brandy. That happened on March 21, 1621. He was one of the very few Indians who spoke and understood English at the time. Shortly after this initial meeting, Samoset introduced the Pilgrims to the last surviving Patuxet Indian named Squanto, who, after being captured in about 1605, was taken to England against his will, made his way back to North America, was captured again and sold into slavery in Spain, finally escaping a second time to returned home in 1619.

Samoset and Squanto taught the Pilgrim’s how to survive in the hostile climate of New England and, along with the Pilgrim’s rejection of a collectivist lifestyle, they were able to survive. The Pilgrim’s were inspired to have that first Thanksgiving feast giving thanks to God and Squanto. Their chance encounter with two English-speaking Indians several thousand miles from England surly was not an accident.

Fast-forward almost 400 years to an interesting article in the July 10, 2008 Washington Post by George F. Will titled “Survival of the Sudsiest”. This article is literally about how man’s gastrointestinal system and its ability to tolerate alcohol, beer and wine in this example, allowed civilization to grow and prosper. Civilizations dependence upon the growth of urban areas and the need for clean water to sustain it is crucial. If you don’t have clean water, you drink beer to survive. As Ben Franklin said: “Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”

You won’t have to be 41,000 feet in the air to see me enjoying a few beers on Thanksgiving Day, thanking God for its invention, and those two American Indians who taught the Pilgrim’s how to survive and prosper hundreds of year ago.

Effeminization Of The American Male

by Doug Giles

Doug Giles, best-selling author of Raising Righteous And Rowdy Girls and Editor-In-Chief of the mega-blog,, has just penned a book he guarantees will kick hipster males into the rarefied air of masculinity. That is, if the man-child will put down his frappuccino; shut the hell up and listen and obey everything he instructs them to do in his timely and tornadic tome. Buy Now:The Effeminization Of The American Male

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Image: Excerpted from: Unknown – The Sutro Library, Public Domain,

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