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PATRIOTS: What Books Would You Put In The Michelle Obama Library?

Now that their legacies are being erased, it’s time for the Obamas to build a monument to themselves.

And since we ALL know who REALLY ‘wore the pants’ in that relationship, let’s be honest and call it the MICHELLE Obama Presidential Library.

They’re busily raising a BILLION Dollars for it. (Not to worry, Soros is good for it.)

They’ll be setting it up in a City that is SO important to them that they have decided NOT to return to it.

Chicago. That’s where another two police officers where just shot, right?

Where were the Obamas these last 8 years? A lot of places.

But Not in Chicago. And especially not attending the funerals of kids killed by the thousands of murders a year there. And why would they? There’s no political upside. They can’t blame Republicans for the inner-city mess THEY built in THEIR state.

Yes, he is building his monument to himself in Chicago.

While those who live there are building memorials of another sort:

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So what would the Obamas PUT in such a monument to their own greatness?

Maybe stock one room with nothing but their various biographies? (It would have to be a big room… they have a lot to say about themselves.)

Another room would likely feature ever magazine cover they’ve ever been on. And that stupid red and blue ‘hope’ image.

Since libraries are about books, what books would best reflect Obama and his legacy?

You could start with Alinsky’s ‘Rules for Radicals‘.

And ‘Das Capital‘.

Or the easy-reader version:

You might add something more contemporary:

Maybe something about his legacy:

Or his domestic policy:

Something describing his relationship to Iran, Russia and other despots:

Metaphorically, of course.

Although, the building itself DOES look a little like a suppository.

There are so many other things which could be added to this list. Including a cookbook for horrible school lunches.

ClashNation never fails to have fun ideas of their own. Feel free to share them in the comments so we can ALL have a good laugh.

There’s one book that’s desperately NEEDED in that library, anyone who would make a ‘pilgrimmage’ to an Obama library? Has to read this:

ClashDaily.com’s, Editor-In-Chief, Doug Giles addresses our nation’s abysmal wussification in his NEW book …

The Effeminization Of The American Male
by Doug Giles

Doug Giles, best-selling author of Raising Righteous And Rowdy Girls and Editor-In-Chief of the mega-blog, ClashDaily.com, has just penned a book he guarantees will kick hipster males into the rarefied air of masculinity.

That is, if the man-child will put down his frappuccino; shut the hell up and listen and obey everything he instructs them to do in his timely and tornadic tome.

In The Effeminization Of The American Male, Giles takes ‘Crispin’ from the unaccomplished, prissy and dank corridors of ‘Wussville’ up the steep, treacherous and unforgiving trail that leads to ‘Mantown.’

“Secretly, everybody’s getting tired of political correctness, kissing up. That’s the kiss-ass generation we’re in right now. We’re really in a p*ssy generation.” – Clint Eastwood

This is definitely one of the most politically incorrect books to ever hit the market.

It will most certainly offend the entitled whiners, but it will also be a breath of fresh air to young males who wish to be men versus hipster dandies.

Buy Now: The Effeminization Of The American Male

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