Pocahontas thought she was roasting The President. The Internet thought differently.
She ‘believes in science’ she says.
It was a poke at Trump — because that’s what she does.
One of his tweets.
(Because anything he Tweets, gets in their heads. They have no choice but to react to it.)
Let’s have a look at what she was reacting to.
In the East, it could be the COLDEST New Year’s Eve on record. Perhaps we could use a little bit of that good old Global Warming that our Country, but not other countries, was going to pay TRILLIONS OF DOLLARS to protect against. Bundle up!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 29, 2017
She couldn’t resist. She took the bait:
I’m going to say something really crazy: I believe in science. Climate change is real and we have a moral obligation to protect this Earth for our children and grandchildren.
— Elizabeth Warren (@elizabethforma) December 29, 2017
She did NOT think this through.
She is so used to the campaign rhetoric, and the ad-hominem attacks on her political rivals, she’s spouting bumper-sticker slogans without giving thought to how this could *possibly* backfire.
Not to worry. The Internet was quick to provide that thought FOR her.
With heavy doses of sarcasm.
And while some took the direct approach, they didn’t even need to acknowledge her attempt to start a debate about Climate Change.
Becuase she left herself WIDE open by citing ‘science’.
A few examples:
Remember how she got that nickname of ‘Pocahontas’? — The ultimate ‘fake it until you make it’ (into Harvard). It didn’t take long for that to come up.
“Believing” makes science real? “Believing” you have an Indian heritage makes it real enough to claim it? Are you using your shaky indignant angry “how dare you” voice?
— CSH (@mrshobbs58) December 29, 2017
She uses that voice a lot, doesn’t she?
Do you now believe in DNA too? What are your results
— Dale Ross (@dross_sense) December 29, 2017
It would be so easy to prove her critics wrong. But, high cheekbones or not, she hasn’t. Gee, why not? It’s a real head-scratcher.
What about DNA Pochantas?
— . (@FetchingFeline) December 29, 2017
This one got personal:
Science requires proof, not belief. It’s kind of the whole point of science. And you wouldn’t know a moral of it lied to you,on a job application.
— chairman mow (@Chairmnoomowmow) December 29, 2017
But that wasn’t the only thing she got tagged with. #MeToo
This one will hurt worse than an ‘Indian burn’. (Or whatever we call it now that the world’s turned PC.)
She also got called on the carpet for her Intersectional Feminism (a.k.a.Identity Politics)
Science tells us there are only two genders, senator.
Did you use science to determine your North American Indian heritage, or was that just opportunistic selection?
— Christopher Ciccone*🇺🇸🎸 (@556_Chris) December 29, 2017
Science is not a belief system. It's a set of facts. Like the fact that gender is not a choice. Why don't you work on that one for awhile.
— Rick Moore (@RickMoore) December 29, 2017
So much for finding comfort from the LGBT crowd, either. Here she is getting slammed … by a bisexual. “Et tu, Ten?”
If science is REAL to YOU then can YOU give the SCIENTIFIC PROOF for justifying over 63 genders?
I’m bi-sexual but I’m positive my biology is still XX. My son is XY.
— TEN (@TEN4Texas) December 29, 2017
Someone made a similar comment — this one was entirely gloves-off.
Umm… like this Science? pic.twitter.com/o4lx9cyq8U
— Jackie (@00_jackie) December 29, 2017
Speaking of ‘science’ and ‘morals’ and children… how could they NOT weigh in on the obvious elephant in the room:
Funny how you believe in science to protect children against global warming, but you seem to ignore science when it comes to destroying children before they make it out of the womb.
— Joe 'Baboots' Curci (@JoeyBaboots) December 29, 2017
Some of the climate pushback asked whether focussing on recent decades is skewing our perspective:
Even their replies had ‘science’ built in:
of course climate change is real No one disputes that. You just slander people that question the cause based on 10 million years of no linkage to co2, by calling them climate deniers.No one denies climate or that climate changes. Please explain linkage based on known record pic.twitter.com/f1q44U9reD
— Joe Bastardi (@BigJoeBastardi) December 29, 2017
But of course, they’ll still be called anti-scientific (read: ‘dangerous heretic’) simply because they question current political semi-religious orthodoxy.
From the scientists at NOAA: We are at a peak. All this has happened before, all this will happen again pic.twitter.com/4L428LRbff
— Brian Cartwright (@blcartwright) December 29, 2017
Wow. That graph looks pretty science-y. Maybe she believes that, too.
And if Pocahontas REALLY wanted to put her money where her mouth is, someone gave her a suggestion… not that she’d ever suggest we act on it.
Great. Then ban exporting US manufacturing to China where they have no environmental laws. That would be the single best move for #climatechange
— #MAGA Mum 🇺🇸🗽 (@zaffmum) December 29, 2017
She’s not here looking at solutions. She just wants to exploit problems — both real and imagined — as a path to power.
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