OMG: Here’s Michelle’s Weird, Race Obsessed Paper, From Princeton – It’s … Uh … Interesting

Brace yourselves. This one’s a going to be bit rough.

Michelle Obama wrote her Bachelor of Arts thesis on ‘Blackness’ at Princeton.

No, we’re not making that up.

The actual title is, ‘Princeton-Educated Blacks and the Black Community’.

Dinesh D’Sousa blasts her and Affirmative Action in a brief Facebook post also mentioning a scathing comment by Christopher Hitchens that Michelle’s thesis ‘wasn’t written in any known language.’

Buckle your seatbelts. We’re about to take a ride into the ‘thought process’ of Sociology student Michelle Robinson.



As an editor, I find her lack of comma usage… disturbing.

This is supposed to be a  Princeton Bachelor of Arts thesis.

Perhaps if it’s put in a way that Michelle could understand it…

Commas save lives, yo!




Gee, thanks, Princeton! It was at your institution that Michelle became more aware of her ‘blackness’.

Michelle really ended up on the ‘periphery of society’.

She’s living like one of the Royals.

Marie Antionnette could be considered on the ‘periphery of society’ as she looked down on all the little people.

If this is indicative of her writing, is she still getting the $20 of million for her book advance?

They’d better get ready to hire a whole team Editors just for Michelle’s memoir.


‘Conservative values’ here means…  Success!

Funny how Liberals don’t get that.

Now Michelle defines the word ‘comfort’  and that people find it in familiar things.

(Is it just me or does it look like she’s filling in crap to get to a higher word-count?)


Now we get into the meat of the race-baiting:


And here we see why things were so race-based under her husband’s Presidency:


And here’s the big finish:


Her hypothesis is that people that spend time with a group of people become familiar with that group.


Thanks, Sherlock.  We couldn’t have figured that one out without you.

Michelle’s writing leaves… a bit to be desired.

She kept switching from First Person to Third Person.

No. Just no.

It’s not supposed to be about you.

And who writes a thesis in First Person anyway?

That alone should be a capital offense.


Ok, perhaps that’s a bit extreme.

Maybe she just needs a little help from this guy:


Does your grandpa go off on paltry politicians, whether they be Democrats or Republicans? Does he get misty eyed when he talks about God and Country and America’s future? And have you ever heard him scream, ‘Awww … Hell no!’ when Rosie O’Donnell starts yapping on television? If you answered yes to one, or all of the above, then your gramps will love Doug Giles’ latest book, My Grandpa Is A Patriotic Badass.

Don’t be fooled by the title — this ain’t just for Grandpa.
The Snowflake Generation — and the rest of America — needs a good ol’ dose of ‘Grandpa wisdom’.
Especially if that Grandpa is Doug Giles.
You’ll love My Grandpa Is A Patriotic Badass just as much as Grandpa will.

One thing that increasingly unites men and women? We can both agree that Liberals are losing their ever-loving minds. Now there’s a shirt that says just that.

Conveniently available in Both Ladies…

AND Men’s versions.

Either Liberals just don’t get it, or they are sick in the head. Probably both. Think about it: They want to have all of the blessings that come with living in a capitalist society such as modern medicine and technology. But they believe in socialism, which stifles innovation and progress.

They want to be protected by the police and the military, but they attack and criticize the men and women who protect us. They call conservatives “racists,” but it’s their own identity politics that have created race problems in the first place. After all, Democrats were the party of slavery!

They attack hunters, but have no problem wearing leather shoes or owning cars with leather upholstery! And of course, they believe guns kill people. Not the people that pull the trigger.

Well, here’s a shirt that sums it perfectly. Liberalism is a… MENTAL DISORDER.

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Ladies, get yours here.

Wes Walker

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