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Look What Obama Did Instead Of Honoring Billy Graham

He’s — uh — a busy man. Doing… stuff and whatever.

There were three Presidential no-shows at the Funeral of Billy Graham, the minister of the gospel who was known as ‘the Pastor to the Presidents’.

Two are 93 years old, with serious health issues.

Obama, on the other hand? He’s, like, busy. You know?

What had him so busy?

Legacy.

When all the OTHER Presidents were remembering the contribution of a great man, Obama was a no-show. He saved his only recent public appearance for something else.

Let’s face it, he was doing what he does (loves?) best.

He was remembering the contribution of the greatest man he can think of… himself.

He was holding a community meeting in Chicago. What was it about?

His library, naturally.

He literally couldn’t make it more about himself than he did.

Way to show your true colors, there, #44.

Feel free to disappear back into whatever perpetual party your newfound wealth has granted you. So long as we get a break from your political opportunism, that’s a win for the public.

Meanwhile, the rest of us will continue the important work of shoveling Obama’s political legacy onto the historical ash heap, where it belongs.

Just like Obama refused to remember a Great American when it mattered, much of America is hard at work trying to forget him.

 Effeminization Of The American Male

by Doug Giles

Doug Giles, best-selling author of Raising Righteous And Rowdy Girls and Editor-In-Chief of the mega-blog, ClashDaily.com, has just penned a book he guarantees will kick hipster males into the rarefied air of masculinity. That is, if the man-child will put down his frappuccino; shut the hell up and listen and obey everything he instructs them to do in his timely and tornadic tome. Buy Now:The Effeminization Of The American Male

There’s one thing that increasingly unites men and women these days. We can both agree that Liberals are losing their ever-loving minds. Now there’s a shirt that says just that.

Conveniently available in Both Ladies…

AND Men’s versions.

Either Liberals just don’t get it, or they are sick in the head. Probably both. Think about it: They want to have all of the blessings that come with living in a capitalist society such as modern medicine and technology. But they believe in socialism, which stifles innovation and progress.

They want to be protected by the police and the military, but they attack and criticize the men and women who protect us. They call conservatives “racists,” but it’s their own identity politics that have created race problems in the first place. After all, Democrats were the party of slavery!

They attack hunters, but have no problem wearing leather shoes or owning cars with leather upholstery! And of course, they believe guns kill people. Not the people that pull the trigger.

Well, here’s a shirt that sums it perfectly. Liberalism is a… MENTAL DISORDER.

And the best part? This shirt is made in the USA, printed in the USA, on an American-Made t-shirt press!

Ladies, get yours here.

Bros, click here, instead.

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