Some warnings make you wonder why they were written in the first place… or laugh because nobody should need them.
Electrocution risk or not does anyone REALLY need the warning on the hair dryer to say do not use in shower? (I’ve been drying my hair for ten minutes, and it’s STILL as wet as when I started!) Or the ant trap that ‘may contain peanuts’.
This one’s just nasty…
Yikes! Remind me to skip that exhibit at the zoo!
I don’t even WANT to know what happened that made somebody have to print THIS one.
What does all this have to do with t-shirts?
Because a ‘sassy’ political message that might ‘work’ with one person wearing it …
Can become a parody of itself with someone else wearing it.
Case in point:
Is THAT a warning YOU really needed?
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ClashDaily.com’s, Editor-In-Chief, Doug Giles addresses our nation’s abysmal wussification in his NEW book …
The Effeminization Of The American Male
by Doug Giles
Doug Giles, best-selling author of Raising Righteous And Rowdy Girls and Editor-In-Chief of the mega-blog, ClashDaily.com, has just penned a book he guarantees will kick hipster males into the rarefied air of masculinity.
That is, if the man-child will put down his frappuccino; shut the hell up and listen and obey everything he instructs them to do in his timely and tornadic tome.
In The Effeminization Of The American Male, Giles takes ‘Crispin’ from the unaccomplished, prissy and dank corridors of ‘Wussville’ up the steep, treacherous and unforgiving trail that leads to ‘Mantown.’
“Secretly, everybody’s getting tired of political correctness, kissing up. That’s the kiss-ass generation we’re in right now. We’re really in a p*ssy generation.” – Clint Eastwood
This is definitely one of the most politically incorrect books to ever hit the market.
It will most certainly offend the entitled whiners, but it will also be a breath of fresh air to young males who wish to be men versus hipster dandies.