Even naming the excuse he gave would get a story flagged on Social Media — will his ‘Get Out of Jail Free Card’ work?
A thirty-eight year old pedophile is charged with assaulting two six-year-olds and an eight-year-old.
Nope. He played the victim card.
He’s not a 38-year-old man. He’s a 9-year old.
And if you don’t believe him, someone will probably call you ‘phobic’.
Joseph Roman, 38, is charged with predatory criminal sexual assault stemming from repeated attacks on three girls who were 6 to 8 years old at the time, according to prosecutors. Roman was a friend of the girls’ families at the time of the attacks between 2015 and January of this year.
During a hearing Wednesday, prosecutors said Roman admitted to some of the attacks and told Chicago police “he is a 9-year-old trapped in an adult’s body.” He was ordered held without bail.
Prosecutors said the attacks began when the family of one of the girls moved into Roman’s home for 10 weeks. Roman is accused of regularly assaulting her between August 2015 and December 2017 while the other family members were sleeping. The girl was 6 when the assaults began.
Source: Chicago Tribune
So the grown man that was taking advantage of three young girls claims he’s a nine-year-old?
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