Laurence Fishburne’s daughter has got some problems. This video shows it.
Montana Fishburne has really struggled. She decided to try out a porn career at 19 because she thought she could become famous like Kim Kardashian did with her sex tape.
It didn’t work out so well.
She ended up embarrassing and alienating her famous father.
She moved to Fort Lauderdale, FL two years ago after her failed porn career and decided to strip and work as an exotic dancer to pay the bills.
To her credit, not once in the 22-minute dash-cam video did Fishburne play the ‘celebrity’s kid’ card.
But the whole thing was rather weird.
She is obviously intoxicated and she takes off her shoes. Fishburne suddenly starts lifting her dress and says that she needs to pee, so she climbs over the guardrail and does her business. When she comes back, she asks the state trooper to wipe off the dirt off of her foot.
And it just gets weirder.
She ignores the instructions of the officer and then drops the ‘It’s Trump’s Fault’.
And later she calls the State Trooper her ‘Bae’.
It’s. Just. Bizarre.
The troubled daughter of actor Laurence Fishburne gave passing motorists on the busy I-95 an eyeful when she was arrested for DUI March 11, according to videos of the incident obtained by DailyMail.com.
Wearing her ultra-short, clingy dress above her waist, former porn star Montana Fishburne made a show out of urinating on the side of the road, and at one point stuck her butt in the air in front of a patient Florida Highway Patrol trooper who was trying hard not to look.
‘I’m not tripping, I’m a f****** ratchet,’ Montana tells trooper Juan Pinzon as she steps over the interstate’s guard rail, her dress hitched up way above her V-string panties.
The scene took place about 2.00am March 11 on the side of the interstate in Fort Lauderdale, Fla., after Fishburne rear-ended a Range Rover that slowed down to avoid a previous crash.
According to authorities, troopers who responded to both crashes found an open bottle of wine inside Fishburne’s Toyota Corolla and wrote in their report her breath reeked of booze.
Fishburne, 25, eventually blew a .18 and .17 in breathalyzer tests that night, according to the troopers’ report. That’s more than twice Florida’s legal limit of .08…
…The video of the DUI arrest, meanwhile, shows the trooper getting somewhat impatient with Fishburne when she appears to not understand his explanations of the relatively simple ‘walk and turn’ sobriety exercise.
For nearly five minutes, Fishburne demonstrates exercises she thinks she should perform instead of following Pinzon’s instructions.
‘Ma’am, you’re not complying with my instructions,’ Pinzon tells her, then threatens to write on his report she refused to take the tests.
That’s when Fishburne uses the Trump excuse.
‘In the situation we’re going through with Donald Trump,’ Fishburne says, ‘as a Latino American to another Latino American, I would appreciate if you could show me the exercise correctly so I can do it correctly.
‘That would make me feel better because I really don’t like the political situation in America.’
There’s no evidence Fishburne is Hispanic but Pinzon is.
Read more: Daily Mail
Watch a clip of the insanity:
Montana Fishburne is out on $2,500 bond.
Maybe she could watch this video and remember to keep sober.
If you know somebody with a head full of mush that’s in danger of following in her pathetic footsteps? Stage an intervention. You can start with this:
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