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Why We Hate Celebrities: Bella Thorne Whines About Bad Traffic Around Apocalyptic Mudslide Ravaged Santa Barbara

Oh, you were inconvenienced? How tragic for you.

Seventeen fatalities — that we know about — and Prissy Hollywood types are worried about being late to a rap concert?

Bella Thorn raged about being inconvenienced.

In case you’re reading this on a smaller screen, here’s what she said:

F*ck you 101 to santa barbara. I’m missing my boyfriend’s first date on his tour:(((

And here’s what Rob wrote in reply:

This attitude is why people hate celebrities/Hollywood. Bella, I’m sorry you were inconvenienced. We will try to move out our dead quicker.

Obviously, she’d not been on the phone with Oprah, or else she’d know what had happened.

Oprah’s Property Gets Covered In Mud During Apocalyptic Cali Mudslides

We can tell you for sure that her ‘unpleasant’ experience in traffic was better than this poor guy in a Prius who went wherever the mud and water was taking him:

How perfect is it that she remembered to capitalize ‘I’ but not Santa Barbara.

Way to perpetuate that reputation of believing the world revolves around you.

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