SO GROSS: This Sexually Transmitted Disease Map Could Make You MOVE or CANCEL Vacations!

Quick. ‘Swipe Left’ — especially if you live THERE!

That’s. Just. Nasty.

If you think it’s ‘safe’ to hook up with whatever pirate hooker Tinder happens to throw your way, think again.

Many of those floozies are ‘oozing’. And, yes, that includes the dudes.

We have a map of which States have the current highest per-capita (reported) Sexual Disease rates. How’s your State measure up?

Alaska’s been getting busy, apparently.

Must be all those long, cold, winter nights.


And different people will take very different lessons away from the map, depending on whether they are measuring political or demographic information.

It’s enough to say that Hook-up culture is now — more than ever — a game of Russian Roulette.

Especially now that, in California, it’s legal not to declare your HIV status to the person you’re bumping uglies with.

Yuck. Pass.

I’d rather be like this guy, and not worry about weird rashes or untreatable Syphilis.

Does your grandpa go off on paltry politicians, whether they be Democrats or Republicans? Does he get misty eyed when he talks about God and Country and America’s future? And have you ever heard him scream, ‘Awww … Hell no!’ when Rosie O’Donnell starts yapping on television? If you answered yes to one, or all of the above, then your gramps will love Doug Giles’ latest book, My Grandpa Is A Patriotic Badass.

Don’t be fooled by the title — this ain’t just for Grandpa.
The Snowflake Generation — and the rest of America — needs a good ol’ dose of ‘Grandpa wisdom’.
Especially if that Grandpa is Doug Giles.
You’ll love My Grandpa Is A Patriotic Badass just as much as Grandpa will.

Share if even ‘safe’ sex isn’t all that ‘safe’ anymore.

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