WE ARE FAMILY: Conyer’s CREEPY & Violent Son To Replace Aged, Lecherous, Old Man

Is THIS punk supposed to be some kind of an upgrade? And isn’t it weird that TMZ is scooping the alphabet networks?

So the outgoing Conyers leaves with charges of ‘dirty old man’ hanging over his head. But he’s leaving before the Senate can launch an inquiry, which means his so-called legacy will not be sullied by any official findings.

But the longest-serving House member has been there so long that he’s forgotten that the Colonies, somewhere along the way, threw off the British Monarchy, and all the nobility and aristocracy that goes with it.

Sorry, Conyers, your political position isn’t something you can just give to your no-account kid as an inheritance.

Does it offend you to see him called a ‘no-account’? Would you feel better if claims like that were backed up? According to TMZ:

John Conyers’ son — the one he wants to replace him in Congress — was arrested this year for felony domestic violence.

But this was probably AGES ago, right?

Would you call February 15, 2017 “ancient history”? We’re still wrapping our heads around what to do about accusations anginst Moore going back to the 1970’s, but these charges are less than a year old.

So what happened?

Law enforcement sources tell us he accused her of cheating after going through her computer at around 2 AM. The argument allegedly escalated into physical violence … she told cops John body slammed her on her bed and on the floor, pinned her down and spit on her. She says she tried calling the cops, but he took her phone.

If the story stopped there, that should be enough to disqualify. It doesn’t.

She grabbed a kitchen knife to defend herself.

She says he grabbed the knife and then swung at her twice, stabbing her, cutting her right bicep which required 3 stitches. She says he then chased her back into the bedroom, pinned her against the bed and slapped her.
…Cops looked at the woman’s injuries and then arrested John for felony domestic violence. The woman was taken to the hospital.

Charges were dropped because there were conflicting stories and no witnesses.

Does this REALLY look like someone who should be getting access to the levers of political power?

There are dumbasses and badasses.

That was the former. This is the latter:

Does your grandpa go off on paltry politicians, whether they be Democrats or Republicans? Does he get misty eyed when he talks about God and Country and America’s future? And have you ever heard him scream, ‘Awww … Hell no!’ when Rosie O’Donnell starts yapping on television? If you answered yes to one, or all of the above, then your gramps will love Doug Giles’ latest book, My Grandpa Is A Patriotic Badass.

Don’t be fooled by the title — this ain’t just for Grandpa.
The Snowflake Generation — and the rest of America — needs a good ol’ dose of ‘Grandpa wisdom’.
Especially if that Grandpa is Doug Giles.
You’ll love My Grandpa Is A Patriotic Badass just as much as Grandpa will.

Even Mark Twain wanted to drain the swamp!

“Politicians are like diapers; they need to be changed often and for the same reason” – Mark Twain.

And the best part? This shirt is made in the USA, printed in the USA, on an American-Made t-shirt press!


Show your elected officials all the ‘love’ they deserve. Get yours now!

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