This crackpot’s got his religions mixed up. And his problems get worse from there.
No gold stars in Sunday School for you, were there?
Reincarnation is an aspect of EASTERN religions where you die, and you are recycled into another body after dying.
But here’s the thing about Jesus. He didn’t stay dead. Which means he didn’t NEED to be reincarnated.
Anyway, his broken theology is the least of his worries.
Meet Joseph Crump. He’s 42, and the guy who thinks he’s Jesus.
Crump’s got, among other things, a credibility problem.
[He] is charged with reckless driving, failure to stop for a blue light, leaving the scene of an accident, improper lane change and hit and run.
The chase began when an officer responding to a call at Saint Michael’s Catholic Church in Garden City spotted his yellow car, which matched the description of one involved in a recent hit a run, reports said.
Why did the guy charged for hit-and-run try to pass himself off as the sinless Son Of God?
#WATCH: Caught on tape! A passer-by captured police arresting a North Carolina man, who believes he is Jesus Christ, after a police chase. (Video courtesy: Stephen North)Read more: https://bit.ly/2HmhLox
Posted by WPDE ABC15 on Monday, April 9, 2018
How come all these crackpots always seem to think they’re Jesus, and none of them think they’re, say, Mohammed reborn or something?
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We’ve all wondered for a long time, but it looks like medical science has finally determined the problem.
It’s spreading like a plague. For some reason, Liberals are losing their ever-loving minds.
Trump Derangement — and Romney Derangement before that — and Bush Derangement before that are only the tip of the iceberg.
What is driving them so berzerk?
Looks like we’ve found an answer:
A liberal walks into the hospital and asks for an X-ray of its skull. Doctors confirmed what we already feared. Here’s the sad diagnosis…
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