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Dear Patriots: What Would You Rather Do Than Listen To Pelosi Speak For 8hrs? – Here’s Our Top 10 List

Pelosi is making Republicans look smarter every time she opens her mouth.

The media used to be so good at painting the Right as some combination of Old, Dumb, or Evil, that we got used to playing defense.

But now that Trump has the Media playing defense, Pelosi has stopped pretending to be civilized, and in her desperation, she has become revealed as all three. And even her own party is getting tired of it.

She made the House listen to her droning voice for eight long hours. And 10 minutes.

And Pelosi, 77, a California Democrat, did it all […] without taking a bathroom break. She broke a 109-year-old House record for longest speech from the floor by nearly three hours.

“I don’t know when we would have another opportunity that matches today for us to just get a simple commitment from the speaker of the House that he would give us a vote,” she said. “There is no guarantee — have the debate, people will weigh in, they will make their voices heard — Congress again will work its will, but do not diminish this House of Representatives.”
Source: NBC

It’s true. She decided that what the world needed more of was the sound of her voice.

So she let us have it.

It was just as unpleasant as her voice USUALLY is… only for longer.

What are some other unpleasant sounds less obnoxious than 8 hours of Pelosi’s voice?

10. That noise from Dumb And Dumber.

9. That sound your new cell phone makes when bouncing down a flight of stairs.

8. One hundred babies crying in unison.

7. Fran Drescher Yodelling

6. Cats in Heat

5. Nails On a Blackboard

4. A bagpipe student

3. Dentist drill through a loudspeaker

2. Gilbert Godfrey reading a phone book.

1. Screaming goats (like the one singing backup in this clip)

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