Dear CNN: The FBI Never Raided Bill Clinton’s Lawyer After He Paid Paula Jones $850k To Go Away

But there’s no double-standard. Honest.

President Bill Clinton paid Paula Jones $850,000 to just go away.

Do you know what the FBI did?

They stormed into his lawyer’s office and confiscated all of his files — even those that were with other clients. They took his computers. Then they went to his hotel room and did the same thing.

What an unbelievable invasion of privacy and a violation of attorney-client privilege!

If it were true.

But it isn’t true.

Because we’re talking about William Jefferson Clinton, not Donald J. Trump.

No wonder Hillary wasn’t worried about illegally storing classified emails on a private server then deleting them when she was caught.

Despite all of the ‘Vast Right Wing Conspiracy’ to discredit Bill Clinton, he still thought that he behaved as morally as he was able under the circumstances.

Bro, you’re setting the bar pretty dang low…

Watch Peter Jennings interview Bill Clinton and discuss ‘moral authority’:

‘No other president had to endure what I endured,!’ said Slick Willy.

We’ll just ignore the assassination attempts and actual assassinations of presidents, then.

Awwww! Poor Billy!

Fast-forward to 2018 and there have been systematic attacks on President Trump including the aforementioned raiding of his lawyer’s office and hotel room.

So far, the Democrats and the Media (D) — but I repeat myself — have:

  • investigated for over a year that Trump colluded with Russia to win the election and still have no evidence
  • that he didn’t win ‘democratically’ because he didn’t win the popular vote
  • claimed that he was going to start World War III
  • claimed that he’s racist
  • claimed that he’s Islamophobic
  • claimed that he’s sexist
  • tried to suggest he was mentally unfit for office
  • are now taking the world of a porn star that is using the new-found fame to cash in with her ‘Make America Horny Again’ tour

Billy didn’t have to endure that.

Nor did he endure a hostile Media (D) that has despised him even before he officially announced that he was running for President.

He didn’t have over 90% negative coverage.

Nor did he suffer the slings and arrows of everyone and their dog branding him and his supporters as mentally unstable, racist, misogynist, xenophobic deplorables — just because of their policies.

But tell me again how you’ve had it rough, Bill.

 Effeminization Of The American Male

by Doug Giles

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