This is their hail-Mary attempt to get fans ‘psyched’ for the Superbowl.
Are you pumped? Or have you moved on?
He went onto the Jimmy Fallon show to break the announcement.
He did a kitschy skit about ‘do you have the time’. Half the time. Halftime.
What, have the joke writers gone on strike again?
The NFL has had issues around attendance (they’re going to get worse.)
Anyway, the big ‘news’ is that guy who was part of that infamous half-time show that introduced a new phrase into our lexicon. “Wardrobe Malfunction”.
That moment we all got to see a little more of Ms. Jackson than any of us was prepared to see. And frankly, than any of us actually WANTED to see.
Well, he’s ba-a-a-a-ack.
Maybe they figured Beyonce would have been a risky choice this year, what with her Black Panther tribute.
Maybe it’s not the prestigious gig it once was, and they’re just grasping at straws.
But Justin Timberlake will be doing the halftime show.
And that makes us want to ask our readers…
Do you care? Or have you moved on?
A shirt that aptly describes the NFL — No Fans Left.
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NFL’s TV ratings are plummeting as more players refuse to stand for the national anthem. It’s hard to believe that a nation that has given these players the opportunity to achieve so much is so easily disrespected. Even worse, consider the men and women who have laid down their lives so that these athletes could live in a relatively safe country and enjoy their fame and fortune.
Hard-working, patriotic Americans don’t want to watch a bunch of whiners play football. They want to watch winners.
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