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Clash Quiz: Would You Be Surprised If The Obamas Started Openly Attending A Mosque?

Now that they’re not in office anymore… would it surprise you, or would it just make sense?

There’s the ‘official’ Obama, where he says what the American public expects a leader to say, and then there’s what he says to other audiences.

‘Officially’ he’s Christian. (-ish)

He religiously attends a Christian Church (or a golf course, whatever).

He attended a prayer breakfast at Easter, where he praised Islam and criticized Christianity for the Crusades.

(Of course, he’s probably willfully ignorant of some Inconvenient Truths about those Crusades)

He blamed an American filmmaker for Benghazi, even when he knew that was a lie, and told the ‘International Community’ he spoke to at the UN about his concerns that ‘the Future’ not ‘belong to those who slander the Prophet of Islam’.

He instructed NASA, not to primarily engage in great scientific or exploratory endeavors… but to tell Islam how wonderful they are.

He threw Israel under the bus at the UN (and even tampered with their elections)– as opposed to what Trump did, and how he was amazingly honored by Israel for it.

We could get to the reports of how Obama told our agencies to ‘stand down’ in prosecuting a criminal terror network (Hezbollah) connected to Iran because he was busy trying to kiss Iran’s backside.

(Did we mention that this multi-billion dollar terror network was, among other things, dealing in black market nuclear and chemical weapons tech?)

Would it really surprise anyone if he announced that he had ‘converted’ to Islam? Trump, for one, wouldn’t be shocked at all.

Probably the only people that would surprise are the LGBT crowd… who could be forgiven for thinking he’s secretly on their team.

Or maybe the folks who think he’s actually an atheist.

How about you? Would you be surprised if he, uh, ‘converted’?

Would You Be Surprised If The Obamas Started Openly Attending A Mosque?

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Does your grandpa go off on paltry politicians, whether they be Democrats or Republicans? Does he get misty eyed when he talks about God and Country and America’s future? And have you ever heard him scream, ‘Awww … Hell no!’ when Rosie O’Donnell starts yapping on television? If you answered yes to one, or all of the above, then your gramps will love Doug Giles’ latest book, My Grandpa Is A Patriotic Badass.

Don’t be fooled by the title — this ain’t just for Grandpa.
The Snowflake Generation — and the rest of America — needs a good ol’ dose of ‘Grandpa wisdom’.
Especially if that Grandpa is Doug Giles.
You’ll love My Grandpa Is A Patriotic Badass just as much as Grandpa will.

We’ve all wondered for a long time, but it looks like medical science has finally determined the problem.

It’s spreading like a plague. For some reason, Liberals are losing their ever-loving minds.

Trump Derangement — and Romney Derangement before that — and Bush Derangement before that are only the tip of the iceberg.

What is driving them so berzerk?

Looks like we’ve found an answer:

A liberal walks into the hospital and asks for an X-ray of its skull. Doctors confirmed what we already feared. Here’s the sad diagnosis…

That’s the ladies’ version. You can get it here.

Don’t worry. There’s one for the guys, too.

You can get the guy’s version here.

And the best part? This shirt is made in the USA, printed in the USA, on an American-Made t-shirt press!

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