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CLASH QUIZ: Guess Who This Washed Up, Old Has Been, ‘Liberal Star’, Is Who’s Flying ECONOMY?

The passengers were SHOCKED when they learned who it was that was on their flight.

When a star this big travels, it’s usually by private jet, or at the very least First class.

They seldom like to be sullied by the unwashed masses — especially when traveling.

Is this a hint that not all is well with the ‘Material Girl’?

It seems that Madonna’s gone coach.

And we don’t mean the way Selena Gomez did here:

After all, Madonna was more of a Luis Vuitton or Dolce & Gabbana kind of a girl:

We’re not talking designers, though.

We’re talking air travel.

Like this:

Is that really her?

Oh, yes, it is.

Hard to believe when she talks like this:

Other passengers only learned that the pop star was seated with them in the ‘cheap seats’ after the plane made an unexpected stop in Porto to refuel and Madonna disembarked.

An onlooker said: ‘We’d been on the ground for about 20 minutes when I saw her assistant speaking with crew members at the front of the plane.

‘Then I noticed all this Louis Vuitton luggage being carried past me down the aisle too. And Madonna literally walked by me. I couldn’t believe it.

‘She had no make-up on but I Googled her and I discovered that she’s recently bought a place in Lisbon, so her being on the flight suddenly made sense.

‘I thought to myself ‘Madonna is on my flight!’

She was makeup-free and looked tired, according to other passengers.

Her agent was whispering to flight attendants before Madonna left the plane.

She blended right in, people only started questioning what was going on when she got up to leave and her Luis Vuitton luggage was removed from the plane.

‘She looked tired as she sat and waited at the front of the plane for about half an hour. I could barely see her face, she was constantly turning away or hiding her face in her scarf.

‘She didn’t say or do anything while her agent was on her phone. Madonna was just sitting and waiting.

‘Then she got off the plane and I saw her get on to an airport bus. I’d heard her agent saying that her car was waiting out front – they must have meant outside the airport.’

She got off the plane to take an airport bus.

The source continued: ‘Then a lady asked why two women had left the flight at Porto. A female crew member whispered to her that it was Madonna. She was gobsmacked!’

The rest of the passengers eventually arrived in Lisbon three hours late yesterday evening.

When MailOnline spoke to Madonna’s publicist Barbara Charone about this story, she refused to comment.

Gee, I wonder why they won’t comment.

A local media report in August said: ‘Madonna is no longer a tourist, she now lives in Lisbon.’

It came after news revealed that she was ‘uprooting’ her family from their New York home to start a new life and to give her children ‘every opportunity’.

It’s believed that the actress has also enrolled David and her younger children, Mercy, 11, and five-year-old twins Stella and Estere, into the city’s exclusive £30,000-a-year French Lycée.

A-list celebrities including Michael Fassbender, Monica Bellucci and John Malkovich have all purchased homes in the cosmopolitan city.
Source: Daily Mail

I wonder if her new thriftiness has anything to do with her very scripted and clumsily read ‘thoughts of blowing up the White House’.

Or maybe she’s just a washed-up old hag and the new generation isn’t buying what her desiccated husk is selling.

Her last album was a spectacular failure.

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