Bro Jailed For Giving Speeding Camera The Finger

In case you were wondering whether it’s time to stick a fork in the UK (before they take those away, too) here is your answer.

Gangs of nasty men grooming underage girls to be sex trafficked?

Nope. Nothing to see here.

We’ve been ignoring an epidemic of child sex abuse in Britain

In November last year, the children’s commissioner, Anne Longfield, published a report which estimated there were between 400,000 and 450,000 victims of child sexual abuse in England between April 2012 and March 2014. The NSPCC estimates that for every child known to be in need of protection from abuse, another eight are suffering in silence.
Source: Telegraph

London which has strict limitations on both guns AND knives ‘boasted’ a murder rate that surpasses New York. (And that doesn’t even count the Acid Attacks.)

Londoners have been told that we should get used to terror attacks as part of life in the big city.

Meanwhile, parents trying to save their toddler — Alfie Evans –, and bring him to a hospital that still thinks his life is worth saving? They’re told that the State has final say, and that the State has decided it’s better to let the kid die. Alfie’s life support has been discontinued, and — if the child is still alive at the time this is written — his dad is desperately fighting to remove him to the care of an Italian hospital that is willing to continue his care. Italy conferred honorary citizenship on the baby for that explict reason.

The reporter that tried to keep the sex traffickers in the news? He got a ‘midnight visit’ from the local constabulary.

The journalist (Lauren Southern) who published literature suggesting that Allah was cool with homosexuality — to point out the fact that Leftist muslims and leftist libertines have at least ONE serious point of disagreement — was banned from even entering the country, becuase of her ‘racist material’.

Meanwhile, these folks had no trouble getting into the country:

More than 400 British Isis jihadis have already returned to UK, report warns

But all of that is nothing, really. Because British law enforcement is looking after the really big issues.

You know that comic who taught his girlfriend’s pug to do the Nazi salute? He’s managed to dodge prison, but he’s getting a big fine of £800. To their thinking, that comic is probably ‘the one who got away’.

That’s ok, though. They managed to snag the ‘big fish’.

This guy was using a ‘radar jammer’ while flipping the middle finger at the England’s omnipresent security cameras. It also happened to be a speed trap.

Timothy Hill, a company director, even fitted a laser jammer to his flashy white Range Rover so that nobody would realise whose car it was – and smugly flipped the bird as he passed.

That’s dedication at it’s finest really. But it didn’t pan out brilliantly for the 67-year-old because he’s now serving an eight month sentence after he admitted perverting the course of justice. Ouch.

Teeside Crown Court heard that he was caught after driving past mobile speed camera vans in North Yorkshire three times in December – gesturing to the camera with his middle finger each and every time.

But when Hill found out he was being investigated he threw the jammer into a river behind his home in Grassington, North Yorkshire. Sure, that’ll make it go away.

However, after being interviewed he admitted he had a jammer and was the driver flashing the finger at the mobile speed vans.

The judge, who jailed Hill for eight months, said such actions ‘strike at the heart’ of the justice system and his sentence must act as a deterrent to others.

Traffic cops were unable to ascertain his speed but charged him with perverting the course of justice.
Source: Ladbible

Sure, it’s hard to get a read on a culture when you’re literally an ocean apart. But seriously?

Eight freaking Months.

Eight months in the crowbar hotel.

Of all the stories on this ridiculous list, the guy flipping off the speed trap is REALLY the one the phrase ‘perverting the course of justice’ is BEST applied against?

Nothing further your honor.

The UK? You can stick a fork in ’em.

They’re done.

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