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Breaking: The Root Cause Of ED Discovered – Spread The Word!

Whoa, Nelly! This would certainly do it — or NOT do it as the case may be!

It just took one trip to the Women’s March to find the root cause of erectile dysfunction.

Was it the ‘body positive‘ feminists with ‘unicorn‘ or ‘mermaid‘ or whatever mythical beast is now being named as the inspiration for ridiculous hair dye?

Nope.

Just an older gal(?) in a pink knit kitty hat and the most hideous outfit that has ever been created.

Don’t believe me?

You’ve been warned.

The more you look at it, the more disturbing it gets.

This chick needed a friend to tell her that it’s wrong to walk outside in public wearing that.

Then again, it must be really hard to make friends in such a vile outfit.

It’s just a vicious circle.

 Effeminization Of The American Male

by Doug Giles

Doug Giles, best-selling author of Raising Righteous And Rowdy Girls and Editor-In-Chief of the mega-blog, ClashDaily.com, has just penned a book he guarantees will kick hipster males into the rarefied air of masculinity. That is, if the man-child will put down his frappuccino; shut the hell up and listen and obey everything he instructs them to do in his timely and tornadic tome. Buy Now:The Effeminization Of The American Male

There’s one thing that increasingly unites men and women these days. We can both agree that Liberals are losing their ever-loving minds. Now there’s a shirt that says just that. 

Conveniently available in Both Ladies…

AND Men’s versions.

Either Liberals just don’t get it, or they are sick in the head. Probably both. Think about it: They want to have all of the blessings that come with living in a capitalist society such as modern medicine and technology. But they believe in socialism, which stifles innovation and progress.

They want to be protected by the police and the military, but they attack and criticize the men and women who protect us. They call conservatives “racists,” but it’s their own identity politics that have created race problems in the first place. After all, Democrats were the party of slavery!

They attack hunters, but have no problem wearing leather shoes or owning cars with leather upholstery! And of course, they believe guns kill people. Not the people that pull the trigger.

Well, here’s a shirt that sums it perfectly. Liberalism is a… MENTAL DISORDER.

And the best part? This shirt is made in the USA, printed in the USA, on an American-Made t-shirt press!

Ladies, get yours here.

Bros, click here, instead.

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