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Blonde To The Bone: Jennifer Lawrence Says She’s Quitting Acting To ‘Fix Our Democracy’

Do you trust Katniss to ‘fix our democracy’?

Unbeknownst to Lawrence, she is not, in fact, Katniss Everdeen from The Hunger Games.

Katniss didn’t have very good judgment, anyway, if you ask me.

Jennifer Lawrence’s fictional character couldn’t even choose between a guy named after a type of flatbread (Peeta) or one named for a very strong wind (Gale).

The faithful, manly hunter and take-charge leader, Liam Hemsworth or the conniving, effeminate, use-makeup-to-hide-from-your-enemies Josh Hutcherson? Puh-leeze! Like there’s even a question there.

Lawrence seems to think that she is indeed, Katniss, and is, therefore, putting her acting career on hold so that she can ‘fix’ our democracy.

And by ‘fix’ she means it in the ‘the fix is in‘ sense rather than the ‘repair‘ sense. You know like the DNC primaries were ‘fixed‘ by Hillary’s campaign. But it’s unlikely that Lawrence will be working on reforming the DNC to bring the concept of ‘democracy’ back into the Democratic Party.

Because Lawrence, a staunch leftist, has been pondering her role in the world for some time.

Check out these related badass Clash articles on her ‘activism’:

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Perhaps she can call her effort the ‘Blonde Ambition Tour.’

Oh, wait. Madonna already did that.

Oh, well. I’m sure it won’t stop J-Law. She’s going to ride in on her flaming chariot to save the United States from Donald J. Trump and the ‘minority’ of the country that voted for him.

She hates President Trump.

Exhibit A:

Behold — The face of the ‘Resistance.’

She told reporters that her political passion is almost an obsession now.

The hell you say!

My political passion has almost turned into an obsession. I mean, I don’t think you ever do feel settled, (but) as soon as you feel settled with your home and your personal life, you’re looking at the world and going, ‘How in the hell do I fix this? What do we do?’

Her candidate didn’t win because the system works.

Yes, kiddies, she really thinks that she’s smarter than our Founders.

She spoke to Entertainment Tonight and said that she’s taking a break from acting to tackle ‘anti-corruption and stuff.’

Wow. She’s almost as articulate as LeBron James and about half as self-important.

“I’m going to be working with this organization as a part of (anti-corruption organization) Represent.US… trying to get young people engaged politically on a local level,” the actress said. “It doesn’t have anything to do with partisan stuff. It’s just anti-corruption and stuff trying to pass state by state laws that can help prevent corruption, fix our democracy.”

The ‘non-partisan organization’ that she’s going to work with isn’t at all concerned about taking money out of politics. Represent.US, an ‘anti-corruption’ organization bankrolled by far-leftists like the Rockefeller Brothers Fund and (of course) the Soros’-funded Tides Foundation.

One election loss and the entire left goes absolutely bat-guano crazy to ‘fix’ the ‘broken democracy.’

And a 20-something millionaire actress is going to lead them.

Good luck with that.

Yes, Jen, we’ve got a salute for you, too. Only ours has two fewer fingers raised.

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by Doug Giles

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We’ve all wondered for a long time, but it looks like medical science has finally determined the problem.

It’s spreading like a plague. For some reason, Liberals are losing their ever-loving minds.

Trump Derangement — and Romney Derangement before that — and Bush Derangement before that are only the tip of the iceberg.

What is driving them so berzerk?

Looks like we’ve found an answer:

A liberal walks into the hospital and asks for an X-ray of its skull. Doctors confirmed what we already feared. Here’s the sad diagnosis…

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