African Poacher Goes After A Entire Pride Of Lions – That Was A Bad Idea

If ever there was a ‘poetic justice’ poacher story, this is it.

While the rest of the world got it’s panties in a wad over the Cecil the Lion story, we didn’t. For one very good reason. When you do things by the book, when you buy a permit, and a good guide selects a lion that is either a ‘problem animal’ or one that for various other conservation reasons is chosen for a cull.

This keeps the animal populations healthy, AND it provides the income needed to maintain conservation efforts, including protection from and enforcement against poachers.

But, like anything else in life, not everyone plays by the rules. And poachers don’t give a tinker’s damn about population health of the animals they’re looking for. They only care about getting rich.

You know how cops often get the last laugh with stupid criminals, like the ones that have to call 911 because they’ve gone and hurt themselves or gotten stuck while burgling a house? Well, we sometimes have stories where nature gets the last laugh.

And because he’s a poacher, we really don’t feel sorry for him.

He rolled those dice and paid a price.

A big cat poacher has been killed and eaten by the pride of lions he was hunting at a private game reserve in South Africa.

The hunter was heard screaming for help as he was attacked at the Ingwelala Private Nature Reserve in Hoedspruit outside Phalaborwa.

…A local worker, from a nearby nature reserve, described the area as lion territory and added: ‘The head was still there but the lions had eaten most of the rest.

‘A scream was heard and the lions were scattered by the sound of gunshots but it was too late to do anything for him. He was eaten.

…’Two [.458] big game rifles and ammunition were found at the scene and that is the weapon of choice used by those hunting big game – especially elephant and rhino in the bush.

Everything but his head was eaten.

Truly, it was a grizzly end.

He was of little service to society. Maybe he can at least serve as a warning to others.

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They want to be protected by the police and the military, but they attack and criticize the men and women who protect us. They call conservatives “racists,” but it’s their own identity politics that have created race problems in the first place. After all, Democrats were the party of slavery!

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