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6 Ridiculous Predictions Regarding Trump’s Presidency That NEVER Happened!

Remember those Doomsday predictions about how Trump was going to kick off some nightmare dystopia? Where did it go?


Nuclear War.

Remember the panic about having THAT GUY holding the nuclear football?

(As opposed to what, Hillary? Knowing her, she’d sell it to the highest bidder. Oh wait. That’s sort of what the Uranium One scandal was about, wasn’t it?)

Donald Trump, December 15, 2015: “The biggest problem we have is nuclear—nuclear proliferation and having some maniac, having some madman go out and get a nuclear weapon. That’s in my opinion that is the single biggest problem that our country faces right now.”

Hillary Clinton, June 2, 2016: “This is not someone who should ever have the nuclear codes. It’s not hard to imagine Donald Trump leading us into a war just because somebody got under his very thin skin.”
Source: Politico From article entitled “What Exactly Would It Mean to Have Trump’s Finger on the Nuclear Button?”

Critics put Trump’s face on this clip:

Well, we’re still here.

Trump would start World War III

Just because OBAMA’S admin started wars without Congressional approval, toppled Libya’s government leading it to become a failed state (and how many countries did Obama bomb?) and made a general mess of foreign policy, somehow Liberals called Trump a threat to international stability.

So far, so good. He’s even got international cooperation in isolating North Korea, which was more than some past Presidents got.

Stock Market Crash

Not only did the stock market NOT crater… it thrived!

Who could have guessed that businesses actually LIKED having red tape cut back?

Here’s the freak-out on election day, when the experts said it was time to panic.

The Stock Market has broken one record after another since.

Women’s rights would be rolled back decades.

The biggest news for women’s rights so far, besides Ivanna advocating for female business owners, was the exposure of longtime Democrat friend Harvey Weinstein for his long history of (alleged) sexual abuse to (mostly) women. Suddenly people all over Hollywood have been emboldened to speak up.

Whether the sudden willingness to expose the ‘open secret’ has anything at all to do with Weinstein’s Clinton connections being suddenly politically irrelevant is unclear.

Yes, we went there.

Also, Melania did NOT wear a headscarf when visting Saudi Arabia.

The End of Civilization

The news reports may as well have been playing this song after election day.

And alas, it’s not all good news.

The Exodus of Celebrities to other places — Canada (Rosie, for instance); Spain (Chelsea Handler); or even Jupiter — looking at YOU Cher.

So when will they all finally leave?

We didn’t even get to the forced deportations and some other stupidity. If you can think of any ‘dire predictions’ we missed, be sure to add them to the comments!

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